|Throwback to Jim's first award from F.A.R.T.|
10...Take his magic act to Vegas where he pulls ridiculous statements out of his ass.
9... Combine efforts with Raff* to convert their unsold books to toilet paper.
8...Contract with Party City to inflate balloons at 10 cents a blow.
7...Hook up with Judyth and then abscond with her various medical fundraiser accounts.
6...Get Larry Rivera to morph a $1 bill into a $1,000,000,000 bill.
5...Sell tickets in Israel to watch Don Fox shove his "Da Jooos did it" bell up his ass.
4...Open a dunking booth at Judyth's next conference.
3...Become Depend® Adult Incontinence Products' next spokesman.
2...Convince Kraft-Heinz to let him start his own version of Planter's Mixed Nuts.
1...Sue the University of Minnesota - Duluth for granting him the title of McKnight Professor of Philosophy Emeritus and giving him the false sense of intelligence that got him into his current dilemma.